Even when I was just eight year old, I was good at basketball. It was my sport. The black dudes didn’t like it when I called it my sport. They didn’t like it at all. Who was I, a skinny,
red-headed white kid, to be calling basketball my sport? When I played with them, they stuffed me, out-jumped me and out-muscled me. But I could out-shoot their asses! I scored points! I could dominate!
After all, I'm the best!